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Playboy Poetry Contest: Vulgar and Very Vulgar Editions

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A sad day has come.  Starting in February, Playboy Magazine will no longer feature nudity. But do not fret, for we have a remedy to your sorrow- (we never thought we would say this) A Poetry Contest!

In mourning for the loss of the bare breasts, sweet bottoms, and pretty pussies that will never grace the pages of Playboy Magazine ever again, and as a tribute to all of those that have and which made our childhood just a little bit less innocent (I’m talking to you, Pamela), and frankly probably more innocent then many a youngster today (damn you internet porn[1]), we bring to you the:

The ManSmart Ode to Playboy Poetry Contest

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 The Rules:

  • There will be two categories: Vulgar (no real swearing[2]) and Very Vulgar (go at it)
  • Prizes: $200– $100 going to each of the best poems in the two categories
  • Must be 18 or older to participate.
  • Submissions need to be received by December 15th, 2015.
  • The Usual Legal Stuff
  • It doesn’t have to rhyme, but it can’t suck if you want to win.

[1] We don’t really mean that

[2] References, puns, and innuendo are encouraged, and not real swear words (e.g. ass) are all acceptable.

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