A sad day has come. Starting in February, Playboy Magazine will no longer feature nudity. But do not fret, for we have a remedy to your sorrow- (we never thought we would say this) A Poetry Contest!
In mourning for the loss of the bare breasts, sweet bottoms, and pretty pussies that will never grace the pages of Playboy Magazine ever again, and as a tribute to all of those that have and which made our childhood just a little bit less innocent (I’m talking to you, Pamela), and frankly probably more innocent then many a youngster today (damn you internet porn[1]), we bring to you the:
The ManSmart Ode to Playboy Poetry Contest
The Rules:
- There will be two categories: Vulgar (no real swearing[2]) and Very Vulgar (go at it)
- Prizes: $200– $100 going to each of the best poems in the two categories
- Must be 18 or older to participate.
- Submissions need to be received by December 15th, 2015.
- The Usual Legal Stuff
- It doesn’t have to rhyme, but it can’t suck if you want to win.
[1] We don’t really mean that
[2] References, puns, and innuendo are encouraged, and not real swear words (e.g. ass) are all acceptable.
